nakedhermione:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

I AM BEGINNING TO BE A HORSE

(via the-blogthatwasonfire)


me: even though nobody actually knows that my blog exists, I will continue to constantly pretend that people on the Internet care about me



meganmc:

ALPACA!


meganmc:

ALPACA!


powertheatre:

pressure

powertheatre:

pressure


t-shirtandtiescombination:

floopowderchristmastroy:





“as frustrated as they ever were”

Why are you even doing this to us !?!

t-shirtandtiescombination:

floopowderchristmastroy:

“as frustrated as they ever were”

Why are you even doing this to us !?!

(via the-blogthatwasonfire)


thebeerholder:

HULK SMASH DAT ASS

thebeerholder:

HULK SMASH DAT ASS

(via therealdudemitch)


tezukaspanels:

Osamu Tezuka as a meme? That’s right, Internet. This is Osamu Tezuka.

You can call this meme douche-bag artist-multimillionaire, too.

WARNING: Extremely demotivating.

PS: In reality, Osamu Tezuka was extraordinarily kind.